101 of the best Siri Easter eggs: Funny things to ask Apple's assistant

Funny things Siri says on your iPhone, iPad, HomePod, Watch and more

101 funny Siri Easter eggs
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Siri may not be the most intelligent smart voice assistant, but there are some great funny Siri easter eggs if you know the right questions to ask.

Whether you have an Apple HomePod, HomePod Mini or use Apple's assistant on your Apple TV (or indeed your iPhone / Mac / iPad or Apple Watch), then you can have a few laughs with Siri.

Siri was the first of the modern voice assistants to burst onto the scene, and Apple did a good job carving out a personality for Siri that made it feel like more than just a voice assistant. Siri feels like it has some sass, even if it's not the most helpful assistant around.

It turns out that Siri keeps track of the goings-ons in the world, from pop culture to other assistants. We've assembled some of the best Siri easter eggs for you to ask when boredom strikes. Have fun.

Siri Easter eggs: Jokes

the funniest Siri answers

Siri is filled with a bunch of fun/lame jokes for you to indulge in. We're not saying they're all gold, or in fact that any of them are - that's a matter of opinion. But we have to say, even the biggest groaners are a little funnier when coming from a smart speaker. We've no idea why. Try some of these funny questions.

Hey Siri, tell me a joke.

Hey Siri, do I look fat in this?

Hey Siri, tell me a riddle.

Hey Siri, why did the chicken cross the road.

Hey Siri, knock knock.

Hey Siri, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hey Siri, make me a sandwich.

Hey Siri, how many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.

Siri Easter eggs: Geek culture

homepod with siri

Siri doesn't just have jokes to tell; Apple's assistant has amusing observations, all kinds of tech references, and, err, jokes about Unix. Ask these questions for a witty Siri response.

Hey Siri, what's your best pick-up line?

Hey Siri, testing 1,2,3.

Hey Siri, what is zero divided by zero?

Hey Siri, OK Google.

Hey Siri, Apple or PC?

Hey Siri, Alexa.

Hey Siri, can you stop time?

Hey Siri, what is the best operating system?

Hey Siri, are you a smartwatch?

Hey Siri, who is the best assistant?

Hey Siri, what's the best phone?

Hey Siri, which watch face do you like?

Hey Siri, did you just vibrate?

Hey Siri, do you have any pets?

Hey Siri, what is the best computer?

Hey Siri, what do you think about the Google Assistant?

Hey Siri, are you a robot?

Siri Easter eggs: Books

siri on homepod mini

Siri may not be a voracious reader, but it's got some good book references hidden inside it. All you have to do is ask.

Hey Siri, tell me a story.

Hey Siri, what is your relationship with DARPA?

Hey Siri, read me a book.

Hey Siri, read me a poem.

Hey Siri, read me a haiku.

Hey Siri, what is the meaning of life?

Hey Siri, do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Hey Siri, do you like green eggs and ham?

Siri Easter eggs: Movies and TV

the best Siri Easter eggs

If there's one thing Siri truly loves, it's movies and TV. It probably has something to do with all of that content it consumes from iTunes. Either way, this is where Siri truly shines. Apple consistently adds in more references as more movies and TV enters the pop culture elite.

Hey Siri, I am your father.

Hey Siri, are you Her?

Hey Siri, beam me up, Scotty.

Hey Siri, will you be my thunder buddy?

Hey Siri, what is Inception about?

Hey Siri, mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of them all?

Hey Siri, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Hey Siri, are you the Dick Tracy watch?

Hey Siri, is Jon Snow alive?

Hey Siri, is winter coming?

Hey Siri, what is your favorite movie?

Hey Siri, hey computer.

Hey Siri, blue pill or red pill?

Hey Siri, open the pod bay door.

Hey Siri, cease all motor functions.

Hey Siri, did you see the Westworld finale?

Hey Siri, can I name you Jarvis?

Hey Siri, can I call you Ultron?

Hey Siri, I'll be back.

Hey Siri, find me directions to Mordor.

Hey Siri, show me the money.

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Siri Easter eggs: Music

best siri easter eggs

Siri is a musicologist on HomePod, so it makes plenty of sense that Siri would also throw up some wonderful music Easter egg responses to indulge on.

Hey Siri, where is Elvis Presley?

Hey Siri, I see a silhouetto of a man.

Hey Siri, sing for me.

Hey Siri, can you rap?

Hey Siri, beatbox for me.

Hey Siri, what does the fox say?

Hey Siri, how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Hey Siri, who let the dogs out?

Siri Easter eggs: Random fun

72 stupendous Siri Easter eggs: Funny things to ask Apple's assistant

Tried all of the above? Then here's a whole load of other questions you can ask for a potentially funny Siri answer.

Hey Siri, do you believe in God?

Hey Siri, why is a firetruck red?

Hey Siri, why?

Hey Siri, marry me.

Hey Siri, I love you.

Hey Siri, will pigs fly?

Hey Siri, when will the world end?

Hey Siri, where did I put my keys?

Hey Siri, where can I buy drugs?

Hey Siri, can I borrow some money?

Hey Siri, I need to hide a body.

Hey Siri, do you have a girlfriend / boyfriend?

Hey Siri, I'm drunk.

Hey Siri, what are you doing later?

Hey Siri, roll a die.

Hey Siri, where does Santa live?

Hey Siri, can you dance?

Hey Siri, how tall are you?

Hey Siri, how much do you cost?

Hey Siri, what are you wearing?

Hey Siri, what do you look like?

Hey Siri, what did you do yesterday?

Hey Siri, if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Hey Siri, what should I be for Halloween?

Hey Siri, when will robots take over the world?

Hey Siri, why is the sky blue?

Hey Siri, what should I wear today?

Hey Siri, do you like cats?

Hey Siri, how old are you?

Hey Siri, do you sleep?

Hey Siri, are you going to take all of my money?

Hey Siri, when will hell freeze over?

Hey Siri, what's your favorite animal?

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